Haaaahahahahahhaa.

sailtheseas-:

And if this fatass dog steps on my busted foot again I’m probably going to cry

Plural?

So let’s talk about how much I miss this shit.

What’s up? Nice of you to start functioning again.

So, thinking about that is making me happy. My best friends and brother are coming too. I think that’s the only thing keeping me from not punching someone in the face right now.

I’m about to rant about my one roommate, so if you don’t want to hear it, you should probably stop reading now.

Randomly, one day, she decided that she wanted to get another dog. She didn’t really come to any of the other three people that live in the house with her and discuss it, like people should when they live together. She just went out and brought a new dog home like it was no big deal. The thing is, I, me, this girl right here, was supposed to be getting a dog. Now that she got a second dog, who is an annoying little butthole (much like her other dog), I can’t get one. I was upset about it, and she basically said she was sorry, then said “You know why I do whatever I want to do? Because I work hard and I feel like I should be able to have fun.” YEAH, well, your fun caused a few problems, my dear. Not only did it piss everyone off in the house, but it prevented me from getting a dog who ISN’T a dick, even though I had already discussed it with everyone already.

Thanks for being an inconsiderate asshole. 

The end.

This is what I do at 2 AM.

sailtheseas-:

Sometimes I wonder if you people are watching me in the shower. Except for I actually sat down in the shower once and fell asleep without remembering it. 

Fucking weirdo.

manderrrrr:

thedizmeister:

saywhatsharon:

lilathedivinegame:

manderrrrr:

saywhatsharon:

Subway and Chipotle are pretty much the best chain food places ever.

Replace Subway with Panera and I would agree with this statement.

I WORK AT PANERA YAYAYAYAYA

WHOA, no clue how Panera even slipped my mind!

Okay so… Subway, Chipotle, and Panera are pretty much the best chain food places ever. End of.

DUDES. Subway and Panera FTW. OMNOMNOMZ.

I don’t know how you don’t like Chipotle. I must Ohio-ize you.

I just don’t like the NAME of it. I’ve never actually eaten there.

So, please. Come visit again and Ohio-ize away.